so don't eat like I do...
Trip out on this...
There are these twins that live in my old neighborhood on the west side of Los Angeles. Good looking guys. They look exotic, maybe half black or from the islands or something. These dudes are in their mid twenties, strong dudes that are pretty big and ripped.
I would see these super twins all the time running up and down San Vicente bl., a popular jogging green belt I have run many times myself. The super twins however, always run together and always in unison. Wait, it gets worse, these dudes run in unison AND in matching clothes. ALL THE TIME. As in, they wear the same clothes, matching shoes, socks, the whole everything... trippy.
A few months ago these guys started popping up in the strangest places. I saw them at a frozen yogurt spot, at Whole Foods, all on the west side and then I saw these dudes an hour out of LA, in Calabasas at a Trader Joe's. I drove by and I was all, "Holy shit! There are those twin jogger dudes."
I would spend a lot of time worrying about these guys every time I bumped into them. They are adults and live this very odd lifestyle. They are twins and every time I see these handsome studs they are together and wearing matching outfits and doing the same thing... WHAT THE FUCK???
And then I saw these dudes recently in a car commercial, they were driving in the front seat and some cute twin chicks were in the back. I was like, "Fuck, there go those dudes again. Fucking everywhere those motherfuckers."
So, this weekend I was at Ikea in Burbank, and guess what? YEP, there they were shopping for shitty, you-put-it-together, Swedish-crap home goods. This was my chance. So, I walked up to the dudes and introduced myself, "HEY, I SEE YOU GUYS EVERYWHERE! BRENTWOOD, CALABASAS, ON TV AND IN BURBANK!!! What gives?"
And the dudes were totally cool, really nice guys. They introduced themselves and were like, "Yo, player, you get around, you are all over the place too! You are world wide. What are you doing all over the place?"
And that kind of made me feel good... nice guys.
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